Plovers Plummet in the Polls

Mobridge (AP)- The Northcentral South Dakota Polytechnic Institute (Norcentral) Freaking Plovers have been ousted from their berth at the top of the Coaches Poll. The poll, released on Tuesday has the Plovers in the second spot behind the Crimson Tide of Alabama.

 

 

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Plovers Flip Bulldogs

MOBRIDGE, SD (KCNA) — Saturday night was grand and glorious for the people of North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute (Norcentral) as the Respected Freaking Plovers overwhelmed the Morally Inferior Georgia Bulldogs 35-10.

The Superior Plover offense struck like an all-consuming fire. Senior quarterback J. P. Richardson brilliantly completed 8 of 10 passes for 173 yards and 4 beautiful touchdowns.  Beloved Senior Kyle McDonald carried the revered globule 21 times for an exalted 162 yards and 1 honored touchdown.

Our Beloved and Respected Coach

As usual, the Iron-Willed Plover defense was unwavering against the run, hurling the Poor Bulldogs to a disgraceful -20 yards rushing.

During his post game press conference, Norcentral’s Glorious Head Football Coach and Chancellor (for life), Who Descended from Heaven, Gomer S. Blake gave great Wisdom.

“Our players are patriots and heroes of whom we can be proud before the world; that they are a large contingent of such trustworthy young people is a great blessing for the Plover Nation and a source of pride, and this assures the great strength of our stately football team and its bright future. Let’s win!”

Next week our Guiding Star of the 21st Century Plovers have the honor of the open date. They resume the Eternal Quest for the National Championship on September 15, at home against tenth ranked, but unworthy, Clemson.

Box Score 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Bulldogs 0 0 3 7 10
Plovers 6 15 7 7 35
How They Scored:
1st  Quarter 2:22 TD Plovers: J. Burch 12 yd pass from J. Richardson (kick failed)
2nd Quarter 4:38 TD Plovers: K. Powell 46 yd pass from J. Richardson (B. Todd kick)
0:00 TD Plovers: J. Burch 21 yd pass from J. Richardson (2 pt)
3rd Quarter 2:36 FG Bulldogs: A. Simmons 48 yds
0:41 TD Plovers: K. McDonald 37 yd run (B. Todd kick)
4th Quarter 4:56 TD Bulldogs: C. Lester 7 yd pass from J. Cole (A. Simmons kick)
4:01 TD Plovers: K. Powell 37 yd pass from J. Richardson (B. Todd kick)
Bulldogs Stats: Plovers
8 First Downs 11
154 Total Offense 359
11-(-20)-0 Rushes-Yds-TD 30-192-1
16-22-1 Comp-Att-TD 9-12-4
174 Passing Yards 167
2-7 3rd Down Conv 6-8
0-1 4th Down Conv 0-2
1-1-0 Red Zone-TD-FG 1-1-0
0 Fumbles Lost 0
0 Intercepted 0
3-44 Punts-Avg 0-0
7:14 T.O.P 12:46
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