Kansas City (UPI): A mere two weeks ago the college football world was stunned to learn that both The University of Oklahoma and The University of Texas conspired to abandon the BI6 Conference for the SEC. The schools reportedly would join the SEC by the 2025 football season
Today the shoe fell on the other foot. BI6 Commissioner James Gordon announced that the Sooners and Horns are expelled from the conference, effective immediately.
Gordon addressed a small group of social media influencers.
“These dastardly actions tend stir up a lot of drama. The BI6 conference has no use for drama.”, he commented.
He continued, “We eliminate the drama and anticipation by immediately cutting our relationship with these two institutions.”
Gordon concluded, “Bringing in Navy was an obvious choice. Over the past decade they have been playing at a high level and contended for the 2019 National Championship . And UTEP, well, we just like their song.”
North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute (Norcentral) Head Football Coach and Chancellor (for life), Gomer S. Blake was unavailable for comment. He is reportedly hiding out from NCAA and Walworth County Sheriff investigators.