MOBRIDGE, SD (KCNA) — Saturday night was grand and glorious for the people of North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute (Norcentral) as the Respected Freaking Plovers overwhelmed the Morally Inferior Georgia Bulldogs 35-10.
The Superior Plover offense struck like an all-consuming fire. Senior quarterback J. P. Richardson brilliantly completed 8 of 10 passes for 173 yards and 4 beautiful touchdowns. Beloved Senior Kyle McDonald carried the revered globule 21 times for an exalted 162 yards and 1 honored touchdown.
As usual, the Iron-Willed Plover defense was unwavering against the run, hurling the Poor Bulldogs to a disgraceful -20 yards rushing.
During his post game press conference, Norcentral’s Glorious Head Football Coach and Chancellor (for life), Who Descended from Heaven, Gomer S. Blake gave great Wisdom.
“Our players are patriots and heroes of whom we can be proud before the world; that they are a large contingent of such trustworthy young people is a great blessing for the Plover Nation and a source of pride, and this assures the great strength of our stately football team and its bright future. Let’s win!”
Next week our Guiding Star of the 21st Century Plovers have the honor of the open date. They resume the Eternal Quest for the National Championship on September 15, at home against tenth ranked, but unworthy, Clemson.
|How They Scored:|
|1st Quarter||2:22 TD Plovers: J. Burch 12 yd pass from J. Richardson (kick failed)|
|2nd Quarter||4:38 TD Plovers: K. Powell 46 yd pass from J. Richardson (B. Todd kick)|
|0:00 TD Plovers: J. Burch 21 yd pass from J. Richardson (2 pt)|
|3rd Quarter||2:36 FG Bulldogs: A. Simmons 48 yds|
|0:41 TD Plovers: K. McDonald 37 yd run (B. Todd kick)|
|4th Quarter||4:56 TD Bulldogs: C. Lester 7 yd pass from J. Cole (A. Simmons kick)|
|4:01 TD Plovers: K. Powell 37 yd pass from J. Richardson (B. Todd kick)|
|2-7||3rd Down Conv||6-8|
|0-1||4th Down Conv||0-2|