The various 2018 College Football polls are out, and here’s ours.
North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute’s (Norcentral) Head Coach and Chancellor (for life) commented from his modest swankienda.
“Well, after all these years you should understand that I totally demise polls, especially the pre-season ones. Let’s win!”, he bellowed.
“At least they were smart and respectful enough to place our Plovers where they righteously preserve, in first place. Let’s win!