Mobridge: In a move certain to cause ripples in the fabric of college football recruiting, North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute (Norcentral) announced this morning the creation of the Plover Professional Co-eds. According to a press release from Norcentral, the group will be operational in time for the 2017 football season and led by former Czech film star Lynette “Squeaky” McLean.
Head Football Coach and Chancellor (for life), Gomer S. Blake made a formal announcement later in the day before a group of potential recruits for 2018. “This is a great day for Plover Nation. Lets win!”, he bellowed. “I met Squeaky at this ranch in Nevada and we came up with the idea over dinner and drinks. The next morning I kicked it around with (Plover Defensive Coordinator) Coach Thorp and we decided it would be an infinitesimal improvement to our program. Lets win!” Blake concluded, “Lynette says this program will provide our players with a true girlfriend experience and a solid direction. Let’s win!”