Plovers Announce 2017 Schedule

Mobridge: North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute released on Tuesday the 2017 Freaking Plover football schedule. As expected, it is jam packed with pre-season top 20 ranked Big Huge Conference opponents and non-conference foes alike.

Fans will be in for a special treat on October 7th.  The last 2000 fans to enter the stadium will score a peachy keen Coach Gomer Do Rag.

2017 Freaking Plover Schedule

Date Opponent Event
9/2 at Georgia  
9/9 at #5 Penn St  
9/16 UAB Parent’s Weekend
9/23 #19 Arizona Let’s Win Towels
9/30 at Arkansas  
10/7 #3 Florida  Coach Gomer Do Rag
10/14 Open  
10/21 LSU  Plover Plane Flyover
10/28 #4 USC Military Appreciation
11/4 #25 Oregon Coach Gomer Bobbleheads
11/11 at #8 Nebraska  
11/18 #9 Texas Homecoming
11/25 at Oklahoma  

We spoke with Head Football Coach and Chancellor (for life), Gomer S. Blake this afternoon.

“As I have been extorting for years, to be the best you have to beat the best.  Once again I have put together a schedule that deflects that philosophy.  Let’s win!”

When asked about having Conference USA member UAB visit on September 16th, Coach Gomer bellowed, “So, I let one cream pie slip in.  Give me a #$%#%! rake!  Let’s Win!  Anyway fans are going to love my Do-Rag.  I wear one when I am out riding my Triglider

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