Mobridge: North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute released on Tuesday the 2017 Freaking Plover football schedule. As expected, it is jam packed with pre-season top 20 ranked Big Huge Conference opponents and non-conference foes alike.
Fans will be in for a special treat on October 7th. The last 2000 fans to enter the stadium will score a peachy keen Coach Gomer Do Rag.
2017 Freaking Plover Schedule
|9/9||at #5 Penn St|
|9/23||#19 Arizona||Let’s Win Towels|
|10/7||#3 Florida||Coach Gomer Do Rag|
|10/21||LSU||Plover Plane Flyover|
|10/28||#4 USC||Military Appreciation|
|11/4||#25 Oregon||Coach Gomer Bobbleheads|
|11/11||at #8 Nebraska|
We spoke with Head Football Coach and Chancellor (for life), Gomer S. Blake this afternoon.
“As I have been extorting for years, to be the best you have to beat the best. Once again I have put together a schedule that deflects that philosophy. Let’s win!”
When asked about having Conference USA member UAB visit on September 16th, Coach Gomer bellowed, “So, I let one cream pie slip in. Give me a #$%#%! rake! Let’s Win! Anyway fans are going to love my Do-Rag. I wear one when I am out riding my Triglider“