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North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute (Norcentral for short) in Mobridge, South Dakota, is the nation’s premier football mill developing a legacy of athletic and academic achievements. The Centre for Perpetual Motion, the Academy of Overly Complicated Mechanical Processes, the School of Reinvention, the Institute of Business Ethics and the School of Chrysopoeial Engineering form the core of the Institute’s varied academic offerings.  Actually, that’s about all we have for academic offerings.

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Plover Fans Enjoy the 2018 Spring Game

Mobridge (AP): North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute (Norcentral) held its annual Spring Football Showdown on Saturday afternoon. The 2018 version of your Freaking Plovers was divided into two imaginary teams, Team Plovers+j and Team Plovers-j with Team Plovers-j prevailing by a score of 39-7.

Heisman Trophy Winner Rich Hooker

As usual, an Honorary Head Coach led each unit. Team Plovers+j was led by Plover all time rushing champion Donnie Scruggs while Team Plovers-j was led by Heisman Trophy winning quarterback, Rich Hooker.

As usual, an Honorary Head Coach led each unit. Team Plovers+j was led by Plover all time rushing champion Donnie Scruggs while Team Plovers-j was led by Heisman Trophy winning quarterback, Rich Hooker.

We spoke with Norcentral’s Head Football Coach and Chancellor (for life), Gomer S. Blake at the Caboose Lounge in Downtown Mobridge.

“I was mostly pleased with the scrimmage today. Let’s win! I was a little disproportioned that the Team Plovers+j was unable to induct any turnovers but I was pleased that Team Plovers-j had the capacitance to score mostly at will. Let’s win!”

Box Score 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Team Plovers+j 0 7 0 0 7
Team Plovers-j 7 3 13 16 39
Team Plovers+j Stats: Team Plovers-j
10 First Downs 12
169 Total Offense 382
19-45-0 Rushes-Yds-TD 23-178-2
16-21-1 Comp-Att-TD 8-10-2
124 Passing Yards 202
3-8 3rd Down Conv 1-3
0-2 4th Down Conv 0-1
1-1-0 Red Zone-TD-FG 5-3-1
0 Fumbles Lost 0
0 Intercepted 0
3-35 Punts-Avg 0-0
10:40 T.O.P 9:20

 

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Plovers Announce 2018 Schedule

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Mobridge: North Central South Dakota Polytechnic Institute (Norcentral) released on Tuesday the 2018 Freaking Plover football schedule. As expected, it is jam packed with pre-season top 20 ranked BI6 Conference opponents.  All non-conference foes are from the Other Conference of the Colossal Football Association (CFA).

Fans will be in for a special treat on opening night, August 25th. The last 2000 fans to enter the stadium will score a bag of Freaking Plover M&Ms.

2018 Freaking Plover Schedule

Date Opponent Event
8/25 #5 Boise State Freaking Plover M&Ms
9/1 #24 Georgia  Let’s Win Towels
9/8 Open Date
9/15 #10 Clemson  Coach Gomer Do Rag
9/22 #12 Wisconsin Plover Plane Flyover
9/29 #16 Arkansas Military Appreciation
10/6 at Florida 
10/13 Open Date 
10/20 at LSU
10/27 at #21 USC
11/3 at Oregon
11/10 #11 Nebraska Coach Gomer Bobbleheads
11/17 at Texas  
11/24 #22 Oklahoma Homecoming 

We spoke with Head Football Coach and Chancellor (for life), Gomer S. Blake this afternoon.

“I am profound to know that a great candy company like the one owned by Mr. Mantle and Mr. Maris has honorized us with their special treats”.  Let’s win!”

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